call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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