I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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