They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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