Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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