Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.

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(416): View more from Ontario

Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

wanna hang out tonight and remember it?

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(613): View more from Ontario

His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Im coming down to miami this weekend

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We shall drink from the everclear river

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom

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