i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
