Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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