how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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