think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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