all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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