No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You've changed since you got that strap on
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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