i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
