the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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