I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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