Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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