Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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