i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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