how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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