I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
My vagina just recognized that song.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Randomize
