Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Mom said you looked used
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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