I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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