so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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