Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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