I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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