kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
is wine microwaveable?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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