Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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