my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My pussy is not your playground.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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