Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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