Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Ladies don't puke and tell
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
