Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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