Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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