Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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