why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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