Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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