I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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