its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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