I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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