covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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