More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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