Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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