Do you still have your period?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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