She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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