Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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