This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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