Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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