chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
he fucked my hip out of place.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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