Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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