the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
someone owes me an orgasm
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I have aggressive nipples.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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