Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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