come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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