dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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