Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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