HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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