How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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