We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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