I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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