im so drunk with asians
where?
always
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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