I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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