we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Dick very happy bro
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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